(Source: octopussoir-)
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Louis wearing tight trousers
me: DAT ASS
Harry: DAT ASS
Eleanor: DAT ASS
Liam: DAT ASS
Niall: DAT ASS
Zayn: DAT ASS
Peeta: DAT ASS
Obama: DAT ASS
Voldemort: DAT ASS
Sir-mix-a-lot: DAT ASS
Kim Kardashian: DAT ASS
Nicki Minaj: DAT ASS
Beyonce: DAT ASS
God: You're welcome.
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Hunger Games Pickup lines
What are the odds of you being in my favour?
Did a cannon just sound, or is that my heart beating for you?
Is that a bread roll in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?
Are you the arena? Because I'm about to enter you.
Are you from district 12? Because I'm about to make you mine.
Roses are red, violets are fine, you're from district 6, I'm from district 9.
Are you an Avox? Because you leave me speechless.
If you are looking for a boyfriend? Because I volunteer as tribute.
Katniss did you lose an arrow? Because I found one in my heart.
Did Cinna set you on fire? Or are you just hot?
I may be a gamekeeper. But I won't play a game with your heart.
Are you from District 1? Cause from where I'm standing, you're Marvel-lous.
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(Source: intoxicatedcats)
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(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
